George Carlin Social Feed
- Shit, when I was in school, someone came 2 our school and killed 3 or 4 of us. We went right on with our arithmetic. 35 classmates - 4 = 31! https://t.co/i0nAFwLKiI
- If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the resume of a supreme being. https://t.co/sv3IN0jmMX
- Whatever happened 2 natural selection? Survival of the fittest. The kid who swallows 2 many marbles, doesnt grow up 2 have kids of his own! https://t.co/mFQJt6ohDB
- Politicians are put there 2 give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don’t. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. https://t.co/IUsceFByor
- Y’know those people on the Jerry Springer show? Those are the average Americans! Oh yeah, believe me, below average can’t get on the show. https://t.co/ZIe0YrYTh0
- Consumption. This is the new national pastime. Fuck baseball, it’s consumption. https://t.co/Uo1j4TllLm
- Have you ever been in a serious social situation when you suddenly realize you have to pull the underwear out of the crack in your ass? https://t.co/6XyEGSahCr
- My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. https://t.co/OqVSyQC9X7
- RT @FullyActuatedKC: Would've been @TheGeorgeCarlin's 80th today.
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- Rare 70’s George Carlin Footage to Air on GetTV This Monday - The Interrobang Rare George!
http://theinterrobang.com/rare-70s-george-carlin-footage-air-gettv-monday/
TV network getTV featuring classic variety shows, Westerns and more from the Sony Pictures library, has announced that they will be airing the 1977 variety special Mac Davis: Sounds Like Home on Monday, March 13th at 10 ... - ArtsRock Presents - Conversation - Growing Up With George Come meet Kelly.
She'll read a bit.
Answer questions.
Talk about life, love, family and finding her own path to creating her art.
She'd love for you to join her.
Saturday, April 1, 2017
Conversation - A Carlin Home Companion ... - Event Details | A Carlin Home Companion Last time Kelly's doing her show. Dallas, you're in for a treat.
https://www.eisemanncenter.com/event/i/4815/d/a-carlin-home-companion
reveals what it takes to go from living in the shadow to standing in the light. Deftly weaving her amusing and poignant family stories with classic video ... - George Carlin Cherry Pie I guess it's Cherry Pie Day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5YCQePkVfM
n/a - Timeline Photos George is on TV tomorrow at 10pmET/PT when CNN Original Series #HistoryOfComedy premieres with its first episode, titled "Fucking Funny."
- Event Details | A Carlin Home Companion This is the very last time Kelly will be on the road telling the funny, poignant and thrilling tale about the Carlin Family.
Do you live, have friends or family in the greater Dallas area?
Are you/they a fan of ... - What Am I Doing in New Jersey? - Reagan's Gang, Church People and American Values... These are the law and order people. These are the people who are against street crime. They want to put street criminals in jail to make life safer for the business criminals!
https://youtu.be/ni9vJPY-1AQ
From HBO What Am I Doing in ... - PERRY COMO'S HAWAIIAN HOLIDAY - 1976 - George Carlin doing toned down... Happy Fucking Holidays! George Carlin on Perry Como’s Hawaiian Holiday, 1976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etIabesYee8&sns=em
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