HBO SPECIAL

George Carlin has a new HBO Special called "It's Bad For Ya" live from Santa Rosa, CA airing Saturday, March 1st at 10:00pm.

This is a book my brother Patrick wrote, Highway 23: The Unrepentant. You will enjoy this book if you ever:
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Were In The Armed Forces.
  
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Couldn’t Wait To Get Out Of The Armed Forces.
  
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Counted Yourself As A Fuck-Up Or Malcontent.
  
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Had Trouble With Authority Figures.
  
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Fell In Love At First Sight.
  
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Were In Love In The Summertime.
  
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Hitchhiked A Long Distance On America’s Highways.
 
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Loved Rhythm-And-Blues Music.
 
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Appreciated The Romance Of America In The 1950’s.
  


If two or more of these Items are true for you, you must read this book, because...

You will identify strongly with Eddie Flynn. You will appreciate his struggle against authority, arbitrarily exercised. You will love his practical mind and root against his antagonists.

You will root for him to win the girl he loves, and along the way, you will come very much to love her mother and dislike her father.

In short, you will have fun.

My big brother, Patrick, wrote a really terrific book, and I want you to enjoy It.

-George Carlin
 

CAREER RETROSPECTIVE DVD BOX SET -
SEPTEMBER 25, 2007

George Carlin, who has been performing for half a century, has just turned 70. For five decades the Grammy award-winning comedian, actor, and author has been making audiences laugh and think with his salty, provocative style of stand-up comedy.

To mark the occasion of Carlin’s 50th Anniversary in Show Business, MPI Home Video is releasing the ultimate DVD Box Set, GEORGE CARLIN: ALL MY STUFF, on September 25th. Suggested Retail price is $189.98.

This 14-DVD career-retrospective Box Set includes all twelve of Carlin’s one-hour HBO concert specials –an unprecedented number– spanning nearly three decades from 1977 to 2005. In addition, there are two bonus discs: a lengthy interview titled George on George from 2003, and Unmasked with George Carlin, an intimate one hour conversation with the comedy icon; exclusive to this box set, that was taped in April of 2007 as the premiere episode of XM Satellite Radio’s Unmasked series. Click here to buy.
 
 
 

WHEN WILL JESUS BRING THE PORKCHOPS?

George Carlin spends a lot of time pondering the universe. For example, he worries about the gloves that deli sandwich makers now use. Where have they been and who wants latex on his sandwich? He wonders, too, about the PC police who refer to ugly people as "people with severe appearance deficits." And why do they lock the public bathrooms at gas stations? Are they afraid that someone will clean them? In When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, Carlin probes life's deeper mysteries and emerges with many answers and very dirty hands. Click here to buy.
     
 

NAPALM & SILLY PUTTY

In the expression "topsy-turvy," what exactly is meant by "turvy"? George Carlin asks many more nonsensical questions like that one in the 256 pages of this new hardcover collection of mockery. If you've read his first book, Braindroppings (and if you haven't, buy it immediately) you're going to devour this new collection of Carlin-isms. Buy it now or be forced to hear your friends quoting jokes they've stolen from this masterpiece.
     
 

BRAIN DROPPINGS

"THERE WILL BE NO MORE PAPER TOWELS AFTER JULY!"

Just one of the many insightful thoughts jotted by genius George Carlin in this paperback tribute to his brain. This book is full of jokes, notions, satire, sarcasm, silliness, disturbing references, nonsense and a couple of really goofy pictures of George. Not to mention 40 weeks on the New York Times bestseller list. This book is a must for anyone with, or in search of, a sense of humor. Click here to buy.
 
 
 

LIFE IS WORTH LOSING

This is the audio version of the recent HBO show available here.

1. A Modern Man
2. Pussy Fart, Dingleberry, Cornhole
3. The Suicide Guy
4. Extreme Human Behavior
5. The All-Suicide TV Channel
6. Dumb Americans
7. Pyramid Of The Hopeless
8. Autoerotic Asphyxia
9. The Save-A-Pussy Foundation
10. Yeast Infection
11. Coast-To-Coast Emergency
     
 

COMPLAINTS & GRIEVANCES

This is George Carlin's newest and funniest CD yet. If you missed the HBO special, it's all here and it's all hysterical. George goes off on every subject under the sun and a few other planets too. Be the first one on your cell block to buy this great CD.

     
 

BRAIN DROPPINGS

The "book" won a Grammy for Best Spoken Word Comedy but now you can hear George's brilliant insights in the comfort of your own ears on this hysterical CD. "THERE WILL BE NO MORE PAPER TOWELS AFTER JULY!" Just one of the many insightful thoughts spoken by genius, George Carlin, in this audio tribute to his brain. This CD is full of jokes, notions, satire, sarcasm, silliness, disturbing references, nonsense and it's all in voice of comic legend George Carlin. This CD is a must for anyone with, or in search of, a sense of humor. Click here to buy.
 
 
Click here to listen to an mp3 version of the Ten Commandments section of When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops (4 megs).
 
NEWS FLASHES:
  Carlin did not write the Katrina "Hurricane Rules" Email
   
  The following items (including the "Bad American" Email) were NOT written by George Carlin:
Read Carlin's response to the crap attributed to him on the internet.
   
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The Not-Quite-Daily Message for August 20 ,  2007

 
 


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