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Property is theft. Nobody owns anything.”
- George Carlin
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George Carlin
Jul 13
"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town."
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George Carlin
May 25
"We cant educate our young people can't feed our poor people can't take care of our old people but we can bomb the shit out of your country..."
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George Carlin
Mar 11
"Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it."
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George Carlin
Feb 15
"They've changed the rules in football, moving the hash marks out. But the players found them and smoked them, anyway..."
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George Carlin
Jun 17
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
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George Carlin
Mar 11
"You can prick your finger just don't finger your prick."
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George Carlin
Feb 02
"You know, for someone who's supposed to be flying an airplane, he's taking a mighty big interest in what I'm doing back here."
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George Carlin
Jan 31
"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."
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George Carlin
Jan 26
"I don’t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights."
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George Carlin
@GeorgeCarlin
Aug 25
“Religion is Bullshit,” and you can wear this to let people know:
http://t.co/jtUmHyPjaM
http://t.co/GtbKJP9lKp
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George Carlin
@GeorgeCarlin
Aug 25
“Religion is Bullshit”
http://t.co/xEgadUnjHk
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George Carlin
@GeorgeCarlin
Aug 25
Hey, come check out George’s stuff...
https://t.co/PvTT60fPPT
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George Carlin
@GeorgeCarlin
Aug 24
RT
@TheGRAMMYMuseum
: Just Announced! George Carlin: A Place For My Stuff opens 9/30/15!
http://t.co/0USTtvNkZn
#GeorgeCarlin
@kelly_carlin
…
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George Carlin
@GeorgeCarlin
Aug 24
@kelly_carlin
is sharing some of George's Stuff for a wonderful exhibit at
@TheGRAMMYMuseum
in Los Angeles this fall.
http://t.co/Xsx97Ogitb
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George Carlin
@GeorgeCarlin
Aug 23
Since it's Sunday, here's a little "Golf" for you.
https://t.co/sAHCUrLU8v
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George Carlin
@GeorgeCarlin
Aug 23
RT
@godfree_kd
:
@ProWomanChoice
@FFRF
@FFierceFFeline
@WarAgainstWomen
@kelly_carlin
https://t.co/3hj4W33Sus
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George Carlin
@GeorgeCarlin
Aug 22
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@hgmackinnon
:
@kelly_carlin
http://t.co/XXLSy5UgCM
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George Carlin
@GeorgeCarlin
Aug 21
RT
@crimmins
: Finally!
@callmeluckyfilm
is available!
http://t.co/lGpxZ3XU8h
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